Why doesn't this happen with my toaster!?
"Don't you know that hiding inside kitchen appliances is dangerous?"
"I'm sorry, dear - but I'm afraid I'll need to have a few words with Pinkie Pie about this before she gets to foal-sit you again."
...On a totally unrelated note: Look at my username.
Bad News: HOW DO WE FIT?!
(...I really overthought this joke, didn't I?...)
And no, I don't intend to eat, dear God, no.