The birthday card bit is utter bollox, I mailed it to Maxmoefoe, a youtuber who does a mail show. I guess I thought that would be harder to explain. Due to the lack of response, I went ahead and did. Will recant if permission eventually denied.
XD, the care instructions on the package are really what have me going. I've been browsing your entire gallery, absolutely amazing control of expression with a compelling personal flair, A+ stuff right here!
I'm definitely laughing out loud at this. Partly because I picture some monologue in which Derpy, in trying to decide how to deliver the package safely, completely forgets it's fragile at the last minute.