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What if? Meet the soldier by Joey-Darkmeat What if? Meet the soldier by Joey-Darkmeat
messing with class stereotyping for giggles, stayed tuned for more soon.
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:iconpowerzzz21:
powerzzz21 Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
"This is what God would use to shoot someone"
-Soldier
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:iconangelskarith:
AngelsKarith Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2013
i laughed way to hard when i read saw this ROFLMAO!!! omg that thing is gonna blow up so bad
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:iconhuman-groveback:
human-groveback Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2013  Professional General Artist
How about:
  • Big Mac as Engineer (smart & southern)
  • Fluttershy as Heavy (Heavy has "Beware the nice ones" tendencies when off duty)
  • Spike as the Civilian (the useless tenth class from the previous games in the series. He was the escortee in the escort mission mode. He was the first case of both escortee & escorters being player characters. The escorters were Soldier, Heavies, & Medics. The ones trying to kill the Escortee were Snipers. Sniper's camper bobble head is The Civilian. This has to do with Spike because he tends to be useless in combat)
  • Redheart: Medic (I imagine she's a little unhinged from the kinds of crap she has to deal with)
  • Zecora: Sniper (they both have a wilderness aspect in their backgrounds)
  • Rainbow Dash as Scout (fast & bratty)
  • Applejack as Demoman (reckless)
  • Pinkie as Pyro (impulsive)
  • Rarity as Spy
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:iconglitch-sketch:
Glitch-Sketch Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Twi...a Black Box is not a Beggar's Bazooka! YOU'LL KILL YOURSELF!!!


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:iconmetal-kitty:
Metal-Kitty Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2014
Beggar's Bazooka?

Or BOOKWORM'S Bazooka? :)

Ahhh. :D
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:iconglitch-sketch:
Glitch-Sketch Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:iconpinkierimshot1plz::iconpinkierimshot2plz::iconpinkierimshot3plz:
:iconpinkierimshot4plz::iconpinkierimshot5plz::iconpinkierimshot6plz:

BADUM TSSH!l
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:iconmetal-kitty:
Metal-Kitty Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2014
A-thank you.  :D
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:iconmadkrayzypony:
madkrayzypony Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Soldiertwi is awesome.
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:iconthe-sky-walker:
The-Sky-Walker Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2013  Hobbyist
of course Twi would have an encyclopedia of hats
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:iconhexcurse:
Hexcurse Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Volume 2.
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:iconvenekor0001:
Venekor0001 Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Are those...potion grenades?
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:iconyellowsmoke321:
yellowsmoke321 Featured By Owner May 18, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
this is so awesome !
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:iconeverlastingjoy:
EverlastingJoy Featured By Owner May 16, 2013
I'm loving how you're messing with the class associations, it's a breath of fresh air.

Did that rocket just put Spike out of commission?
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:iconanimatorrawgreen:
AnimatorRawGreen Featured By Owner May 12, 2013  Student Filmographer
I like this.
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:iconmaxus-the-hedgefox:
Maxus-the-HedgeFox Featured By Owner May 11, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
then he used his fight money to buy TWO of every rocket in Equestria, then He herded them into a rocket launcher, then blew the crap outta everything in sight!!!
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:iconle-rainbow-wolf:
Le-Rainbow-Wolf Featured By Owner May 11, 2013
Arza: if I need to back talk, I will do it, what you do with it is up to you.
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:icondelicious-apple:
Delicious-Apple Featured By Owner May 11, 2013  Hobbyist
Is it weird that I now prefer Twilight soldier rather than Twilight Sniper?
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:icontoaoftech:
ToaOfTech Featured By Owner May 10, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Beggar's black box? XD
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:icontikistar1234:
tikistar1234 Featured By Owner May 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
war
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:iconjacobr4ygun:
Jacobr4ygun Featured By Owner May 9, 2013
he says alot of things but he dint say i couldnt eat the pie! ^.^

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:iconchubbyninja89:
chubbyninja89 Featured By Owner May 8, 2013
Nice, though it needs more Dakka.
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:iconmetal-kitty:
Metal-Kitty Featured By Owner May 8, 2013
Still a better match for Twilight than "Sniper" >3
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:iconhyperwave9000:
Hyperwave9000 Featured By Owner May 7, 2013
i read it in soilders voice .-.
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:icontwilightismagic:
TwilightIsMagic Featured By Owner May 7, 2013  Student General Artist
This actually makes sense, in a way. I hope more will do that. As it stands, I'm glad you did, because your art is awesome. That shading and texturing here is top-notch, from the hair to the launcher. And the lines, 'course, they're darn near perfect. Well done!
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:icondakathi666:
Dakathi666 Featured By Owner May 6, 2013
HaHA!
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:iconbroznik592:
broznik592 Featured By Owner May 6, 2013
She's so efficient! Sending letters while she blows away opposition!
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UMSAuthorLava Featured By Owner May 6, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
My head-classes ironically break the usual formula (though less so):

- Scout: Rainbow Dash
- Soldier: Derpy
- Pyro: Pinkie Pie
- Heavy: Shining Armor
- Demoman: Spike
- Engineer: Applejack
- Sniper: Fluttershy
- Medic: Twilight Sparkle
- Spy: Rarity

And then there's a different set for BLU team (or Dark team as I call them):

- Scout: Lightning Dust
- Soldier: Garble
- Pyro: Rover
- Heavy: Iron Will
- Demoman: Gilda
- Engineer: Flam
- Sniper: Trixie
- Medic: Prince Blueblood
- Spy: Chrysalis

Considered a lot of factors, hehe...
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:icontrapisti:
trapisti Featured By Owner May 6, 2013
Love it!
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:iconbatosan:
batosan Featured By Owner May 6, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
"If you sit by the river long enough you will see your dead enemy floating by....But it's allot faster if you pull that trigger!" A simple line from GUN-ZUE.(Twi must have read GUN - ZUE......)
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:iconstarbolt-81:
Starbolt-81 Featured By Owner May 6, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Haha love it :D
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:icondarrtaa:
Darrtaa Featured By Owner May 5, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This is not a tea party, Sniper! This is Werrrrr! *BOOM*
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:iconsteelshroom:
SteelShroom Featured By Owner May 6, 2013
Ayyyye... me arse 'n' ass is grassman, punk, yeh, F**Kin' heathen... :drunk:
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:icondarrtaa:
Darrtaa Featured By Owner May 6, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
We need to deploy a sentry-point on my ass with cupcakes!
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:iconjoey-darkmeat:
Joey-Darkmeat Featured By Owner May 6, 2013
If PAINIS were to create LOVE :heart:
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:icondarrtaa:
Darrtaa Featured By Owner May 6, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
The Soldier is bloody, back-stabin', two-faced, pickle dick, prodin' potato-ass, precious, twitchy, big, fat, jiggling lard-arm, spastic bastard!
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:iconberrypawnch:
BerryPAWNCH Featured By Owner May 5, 2013
Apparently Sun Tzu never read the Encyclopedia of Hats, where he would have learned how to perfect the art of backtalk.

I love Twil's gritty expression here, and awesome detail on the LAUNCH-ALL-THE-THINGS!! bazooka. :D
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:iconelzipper7:
Elzipper7 Featured By Owner May 5, 2013
I would not fire that Black Box.
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:iconsuperl8:
superl8 Featured By Owner May 5, 2013
physics of rocket jumping and encyclopedia of hats
must reads for any aspiring soldier
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:iconmegapatron:
MegaPatron Featured By Owner May 5, 2013
Crockets to the max
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:iconmarshmallowfox:
MarshmallowFox Featured By Owner May 5, 2013
...How does she get the helmet off with her horn sticking through it like that?!
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:iconomnixvii:
OmniXVII Featured By Owner May 5, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
magic
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:iconmarshmallowfox:
MarshmallowFox Featured By Owner May 6, 2013
*Snort* Indeed.
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:iconenteringthenethery:
EnteringTheNethery Featured By Owner May 5, 2013
:iconmrbeanplz:snort snort
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:iconomnixvii:
OmniXVII Featured By Owner May 6, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
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:iconenteringthenethery:
EnteringTheNethery Featured By Owner May 6, 2013
more air blew out of my nose than usual!
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:icondigoraccoon:
Digoraccoon Featured By Owner May 5, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Haha, great work :)
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:iconuseraccount:
useraccount Featured By Owner May 5, 2013
To all the people saying "Isn't Twilight the Sniper?" I say "Yes, but it's always nice to play a different class for a change. Pinkie Pie could make a great Heavy, for example (especially since she actually used Twilight as a magic-minigun during the Changeling Invasion)."
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:icontearahk:
Tearahk Featured By Owner May 5, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
This is fantastic! XD
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:iconsomethingwith-fire:
Somethingwith-fire Featured By Owner May 5, 2013
NOT ONLY will this special rocket launcher obliterate any enemy... but it will also educate them as well!

Find the RocketScrollQuillLauncher in a locked crate near you!
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CaptainLackwit Featured By Owner May 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
guessing the wings are under the coat? :P
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