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Zombie Business by Joey-Darkmeat Zombie Business by Joey-Darkmeat
sorry, it's disgusting, but possibly true. that frightens me more than zombies itself.
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PLplays Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2014  Student General Artist
They don't poop. They throw up instead.
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hentaispyder Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2014
"Goddamnit, Ross"
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OstiChristian Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
He's right you know.
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Dirigible-Quixote Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2013
This is the single best image I have ever seen in my entire life.

Thank you.
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talon62 Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconlaughingplz::iconhurrhurrplz:
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Arrowhead-of-doom Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2013
I always wanted to listen to Ellis' stories.
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aaragon-159 Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2013
Acctually, I see them in there all the time when I play.
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ESF-Shadow Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist

I ever tell u bout the time me and mah buddy kieth filled water balloons with are own-

everyone: STFU

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Kyoshyu Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
...pfffft!
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xTenshi-Ameshisutox Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2013
This is perfect
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andrewtheOwl Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2013
That thought always horrified me. Maybe that's why people scream when they're turned into dinner...Not necessarily the pain, so much as the smell...:iconewwwplz:
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FurryXXI-02 Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
The good news is that we do play Baseball in heaven and that we have the finest teams!
The bad news is that you are scheduled to pitch tomorrow!
XDD
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RidingEngenere Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2013
Elis the dumbest fuck character i've ever had teh pleasure to play with :P
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Starbolt-81 Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hes like a five year old...with guns.... and a comprehensive grasp of every swear word in the english language :P
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Hellmouth497 Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2013
Joey, more likely than not, they already went boom boom in their pants, as that's what dying kinda does to things anyway.
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Maddog3060 Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2013
I subscribe to the Max Brooks idea that they don't digest the meat but simply let it gather in their gut.
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yellowsmoke321 Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
cool male characters
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Darrtaa Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
They mentioned this on a behind the scenes thing for Walking Dead
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Geffenleffens Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I always thought on a scientific level that the flesh, organs, bones, etc etc they consumed was absorbed by the "virus" inside them and repurposed towards regeneration/energy of the body. Otherwise if not then just wait a year and let the zombies rot out through natural/unnatural decomposition heh. On a less serious note, I love the L4D games and the banter that occurs between the 4 main characters of both games is a hoot... I could see Ellis saying something along those lines. Top shelf Joey-Darkmeat, top shelf indeed.
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MrECYJO Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2013
Oh Ellis ;P
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superwaffle350 Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2013
The way I see it, Zombies don't have much by way of bodily functions. Sure they eat, but I don't think they pee or poop. Or even throw up. I think they just keep eating until their gut bursts, like so: [link] But, being Zombies, they don't die when that happens. So they just keep on eating and having food fall right through them, leaving a trail of yuck wherever they go.
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Micka33 Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Elis is bringing up a god point, actually.
And Nick makes a pretty awesome expression!
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Taigan Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2013
That's assuming their digestive system is intact. Just consider: one rupture in their intestines and it all just starts leaking into their bodies, filling them up from the inside.

:puke:
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039520 Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2013
they probably shit rainbows, at least women ones
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Kujiiro Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2013
Undesired new perspective on zombies...
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Mc-Ryan Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Coach: Ellis, this isn't a good time, and nicky looks like he's gonna tear your head off if you keep at it.
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LoaTheRat Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2013  Student General Artist
Well zombies seem to vomit a lot, maybe they just bring it back up that way?

Still, funny picture!
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ZombieMonkey7 Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2013
Fun fact since zombie's stomachs don't actually function if they eat too much their stomach will basically explode, of whatever they ate will be "forced out of them" if you know what I mean
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DJWill Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
:iconfacepalmplz: xD
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darkwee009 Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2013
I've always thought that zombies didn't need to go, considering they are mindless bags of flesh.
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dragonfire238 Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2013
well they still eat living flesh right? it has to go somewhere
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darkwee009 Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2013
True.
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METROpony Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
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Digara Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2013
Nick's real tired of your shit, Elis.
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BadgertheBlue Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2013  Hobbyist
Well if Ellis is correct, then its not only his shit Nick is gonna be tired of :XD:
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